Very good post. 10 out 10. More please. Need more happy escapism post haste.

I’m in Philly. I have no fucking words. Did you see all of the nonsense? The woman whose car was defaced? How SHE had to console some woman over it? I have grief and anger...a fuck ton of anger and dismay.

We had our baby two weeks and a day ago. Tuesday morning we woke up, sleep deprived and deletions, but blissfully happy with our family. It was a sunny and crisp fall morning and it was election day. My husband and I always vote together. It’s become our tradition. I put on our gifted infant wrap and tucked our baby…

There was a story about a kid recently who was essentially calling for help because he felt suicidal and the police were more than happy to help. ....assholes.

‘Tis a mere flesh wound!!!

Yeah.... I’m out.

Maybe she won’t grow up to be spoiled??? [Catches a whiff of super-mecha-bridezilla...]

I think she was perfectly calm because I was filling her RAAAAAAGE quota.

OK. I firmly believe that Trump supporters are suffering from a mass hallucination....or some kind of crazy, infectious mental disease? They do not seem to live in the same reality that I do.

See? So they hardly count, right? Right?!!!

She was also on 30 Rock and played Jack’s girlfriend for a minute. She’s pretty endearing in it.

Oh, man, big hugs to YOU!! And let us not forget: That which doesn’t kill us, just makes us suffer!

These are the same people who don’t believe in science and wear “fuck your feelings” campaign shirts who will get their own fucking feelings in a bunch if you wish them “happy holidays.” There’s no explaining it.

Ahhhhhhh, family....

[HUGS]

OMG! I love that dress! She is amazing flawless in this current gown....but I can’t do sparkles. But diaphanous gowns? I’m all over it...like a mother-effing princess.

Aaaaggghhhhh! That line of thinking makes me fucking crazy. My MIL seriously thought terms like “chinky dinner” is an acceptable term to use because she used to say it all the time and it wasn’t offensive then. (It was! She was/is just too fucking self-deluded/steeped in white privilege to realize it.) (Also, I’m…

Not the Trump campaign directly or any other candidate I can think of. Oh, no. The crazy deplorable assfucks who support him? Oh, for sure. They’ve insisted that Barack is gay, Michelle is a man, and Sasha and Malia are kidnapped and their parents are looking for them.

Yeah...you should not engage with family about politics. Oh, boy! Not worth it...

I am surprised he hasn’t. She’s absolutely impeccable though, what could he possibly say without completely submarining his dumpster fire of a campaign?