And sometimes there’s something really beautiful in the banal. I mean, watch her Netflix documentary. She struggled to have a child and making babies when you’re old enough and somewhat mature enough to handle it is sometimes not as easy as you’d think. (Whereas, if you’re 16 and someone sneezes funny, you’re…

It’s okay. Great poetry, literature, and music have the same effect. At the end of the day, religion is pretty hypocritical, misogynistic, divisive, and, ultimately, very, very stupid.

Ditto! I have very low standards for entertainment.

It’s a matter of perspective, right? And it’s an opportunity for innovation and MORE jobs or at least different ones.

You’re gonna give them ideas, yo!

Maybe it’s because they don’t think an autistic child can feed their narcissism in the same way as a child who isn’t autistic?

OMG. In tears just looking at the still!!!!

Husband still refuses to let me watch it.

[high pitched squealing]

[gives you a bigass hug]

Personally, I think she should have gone with, “His spray tan is looking less orange these days.”

Oh, yeah... MommaBear’s been a rage monster. Happy to report I survived! I made a bunch of food to freeze for post-baby. Cooking is my happy place... I should just make a mess of cookies for the next debate or something more complicated to keep me kind of occupied.

See? That’s the thing I worry about. Incubating BabyBearSmash has 17 days left in my body. I want it to be as peaceful an environment I can make it during an election year.

I’m torn between watching and waiting for the postmortems once it’s all over.

We must take the higher road...and deep, cleansing breaths....and maybe some Xanax...maybe a drink....maybe you can do those last two things for me because I’m very, very pregnant at the moment and if I can’t drink and have a goddamn Xanax during this shit show, someone should.

Oh, for sure! OH-OH!!! And if you missed the VP debate and you’re torn between wanting to know how it went versus wanting to be at peace with yourself and your universe, may I suggest you read the transcripts? I was reduced to screaming at the various broadcasts like a crazy old man trapped in a pregnant lady’s…

As a pregnant lady, that’s not nice thing to do to pregnant ladies...

WHAT?!!

In middle school this asshole used to leave his hand on my desk seat and waited for me to sit down. I’m a dummy for never reporting it.

Did you not see that insane town hall he did with Cinton and the anthropomorphic, bewigged orange turd that the GOP nominated for as their presidential candidate?