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It’s not about shitting on victims. If you’re on a defense team the victims can’t be relevant to what you’re doing. Victims don’t have rights, or shouldn’t, within the court system. It’s not an easy idea to swallow, for sure, but it’s one meant to keep the sides honest.

According to my husband and all of our other public defender friends, “Victims don’t have rights.”

Omg. Now, I just want an Amy Acker MacGuyver.

I was totally Force Awakens emotional when Spidey made his appearance in Civil War.

Envious.

Ooh...This sounds like a parenting pro-tip!

I had an employer who hated my breasts. I’m a fairly small person with disproportionately large breast and she hated them. Once she even suggested she could work out a deal with one of our plastic surgeon clients.

This is fucking adorable. 😍😍😍

That’s mean to Satan’s bunghole.

[gasps]

Eeeeeeeee! That puppy has a heart shaped spot!

[growls]

I try to keep Dawn on hand for grease stains on clothes and pepper accidents. My routine for accidental peppering is: olive oil rub, dish soap lathering, and rubbing alcohol dousing if the first two fail to stop the burning.

OMG!!! I say this all the fucking time!!! It’s all I could think about when I heard delusional Sanders supporters talking about not voting for Hillary and possibly voting for Stein or Trump. I mean, especially with Mike Pence as VP...wtf, people...

Atwood is a fabulous, prescient witch. I love her so hard.

For reals! I’m from Houston and currently live in Philadelphia. Up until recently, I reveled in comparing the summer forecast here to Houston’s. Now... it’s basically Houston up here. WTF.

Are we really going to reward people for being decent human beings? Shouldn’t we just be decent people? Shouldn’t that be our default setting?

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read today.

Oh! High five! Thanks for the heads up!!!

I’m really hoping The Lobster is still out and I’d like to see Swiss Army Man. I don’t even know who I am right... I’m eschewing dumb movies for arthouse fare?again What am I 20 again? This is what happens when summer blockbusters are actually just a bust.