No, no, no! They tour!!! I saw them in Austin and Houston!!!!

The cat circus lady insists it can be done.

Was it payback? I mean, it’s pretty fabulous...

I love that show so, so hard.

“Protecting women” has become a euphemism for stripping women of their autonomy, dignity, and rights as human beings. It’s a thinly veiled phrase for “I’m a human pile of garbage and disgusting bigot."

Medically, we are considered “old” after 35 but hey, for me, that meant our insurance paid for our genetic screening tests, so woohoo! (We learned Baby Friend is normal...genetically...and we learned its sex like months earlier than an ultrasound.)

Our pup is still weirdly anxious in it. She just follows me around all over the place if there’s a storm....or she’ll pile all 30 pounds of herself onto my lap whether it’s convenient for me or not.

For serious. I’m having a difficult time trying to keep my calm for incubating baby friend. I’m either exhausted, enraged, or in tears...this is what happens when you get pregnant in an election year, I guess.

Speaking of Gendry... Where the hell is he??? I hope he’s not still rowing...

I approve of this strategy.

But will it be as entertaining as watching Clarkson rollover repeatedly???

And we can thank incubating baby friend for all of the fucking tears within 8 seconds of playing the above video....

OOF. I can’t with Sleepy Hollow. I think it really took a turn for the worse when he cut his hair and started wearing contemporary clothes....

RIP Beckett’s old pantsuits and Javi+Lanie Love....

Needs more kazoo.

I loves Lanie, too!!! I was hoping that she and Javi would end up together.

Two words: Cloud Atlas

One day I thought our monitors and screens were just off, but no. The man is an Oompaloompa.

Oh, for fucking sure! With thinly sliced apples! Yessssss!

My body wants queso and chips and queso and fries and nacos (not a typo) and brie and other things incubating baby prolly shouldn’t eat...like sushi and steak tartare.