Ohhhh, but Jennifer Love Hewitt as Audrey Hepburn was hilarious!!!!!

You shut your mouth, Kelly Faircloth! It was cold up to June this year! JUNE!!!!

My hoozeband believes he is a Clinton plant and this is a really long con.

Ha! Awwww... In my old age, I’m coming around to monogrammed things... I have a monogram pendant. You know who else wears monogram pendants?? Liz Lemon and Michonne. (Mine is more like Liz Lemon’s, but I’m working on one like Michonne’s.)

Seriously, Mr. BooBearSmash is a fancy man and only wears cashmere if he is to wear a sweater at all. I bought him a beautiful green cashmere sweater from J.Crew in 2011 that he pretty much destroyed by 2014. I ended up buying a vintage cardigan by a Scottish textile company that’s amazing (it’s like hugging a teddy…

I might buy things from Land’s End if Bjork was its creative director....or I would at least be entertained.

WAIT!!!! I don’t have a VCR anymore!!!!

HUZZAH!!!! I always forget about eBay for stuff! I usually consult eBay for Grandma shit and Clash records...and 8-bit Nintendo things.

...and then Nina Gordon went on to do this:

America is like someone’s old racist grandparent who always says and does ridiculous and kind of terrible shit...

I mean, we’ve already demonstrated that dead children are totally okay as long as we can have our guns.

Oof. Seriously. Stay safe. I have nightmares like this...

Not with that attitude!

Yup. I’d like to send this story back.

I thought they were suing a celebrity, though...

This more than anything makes me realize how I need to find a primary care physician I don’t hate.

OMG! I would give up my right boob (seriously, it’s totally unruly) for a set of the original series on VHS.

Holy crap. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, we are living in the dystopian present.

Yes, the answer to gun violence is always more guns.

Fuck every goddamned thing.