“Also see the Roman Polanski Exception”

“the most reactionary Star Wars fans”

Wake me up when they figure out how to silence anyone who uses the word “amongst.”

It’s spelled “Iggles,” dude.

You know what cuts down on stuff like that? A box with a slot on top labeled “used needles” with a biohazard symbol on it. Costs less than a freaking robocop. Put it inside a public restroom, and kill two turds with one stone.

Hint: They’re called homeless, not foodless.

- a minivan you can take all the passenger seats out of and have a way bigger bed than any pickup on the market

Sleeker? It went from a glorified Kleenex box to a glorified Kleenex box with bigger fenders.

That has nothing to do with money laundering.

Do you? The goal of money laundering is to hide the source of illicit money. The source of this agency’s money is the United States government. If they’re trying to hide that, they’re doing a terrible job of it.

“too many money whores”

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Tinkerbell will flutter around the searchlights like a moth.

OH GOD THE BEARDED WATTLES

Where the hell did Disney get $52.4B? That’s their whole annual revenue, and surely some of that has to go towards keeping the lights on.

If only.

It probably cannot be overstated how much it has affected politics that 43 years ago some longhair band from Florida were so offended by a longhair singer from Canada that they wrote a Fuck Yeah Alabama song to counter his What The Fuck Alabama song.

So someone didn’t get ripped off for less than $100? This is news?

College, shmollege. Kid probably quit ‘cause everywhere he went he kept getting mistaken for Paula Poundstone.

He’s probably telling BB8 to be benign.