Everybody gets 280 characters, except bisexuals, who, due to a ‘technical glitch,’ will only get five.

So who’s he donating his Ben Affleck residuals to?

BZZZT.

Sure, I see how it works. It’s annoying. So what? You’re allowed to be annoying. Notice how I’m not siccing my lawyers on you? Unless you make an actionably libelous statement, or continue to badger to the point that it becomes harrassment, there’s no reason to do, or to threaten to do, anything. You and I and…

If so, you might want to start looking for a new job.

Dunno. I’m a little surprised myself.

I hereby refute that charge.

She never made that claim. Now who’s being libelous, libely mclibelpants? She noted a trend — white supremacists claiming Swift as one of their own, who they say is sending coded messages in their support (admittedly, it all sounds insane, but that insanity is all on the part of those white supremacists) — and simply…

BIG GOVERNMENT IS TURNING ALL THE COWS FEMALE

Right? Who broke these jerks out of their cage?

worth it for dog stuck in hammock

I hear some of those guys wear pads. I don’t wear pads when I’m mowing the lawn, do you?

Big Bird?

“the OJ has WAY more sugar than milk”

Nobody’s doing that. Some blogger said some shit. Big whoop. Morons on the internet say a lot of things — or haven’t you heard that Avril Levigne is a clone of her dead former self? The correct response is either “No I’m not” or <ignore>. Note that neither is <intimidate into silence by threatening to sue>. I’m…

I dunno, maybe just ignore them? Anything’s better than threatening to sue.

When she answers the question.

Not to be all “sins of the father” or anything, but given this is a pop culture website, I’m a little surprised you didn’t say something along the lines of “Yes, of the Comedy Central Krolls.”

Fox

Prove? No. Say.