It’s a federal crime, sure, but what’s the penalty?

Paxil and Zoloft are antidepressants. You know, for depression? They don’t especially do shit for “ADD and ADHD” (which are both under the ADHD umbrella nowadays, with an implied “and/or” between the first D and the H), or for anything else, really. Ritalin, which does treat ADHD, is a stimulant, which at normal…

OK Soda would like a word.

“gutless fucks”

Well, to be fair, neither does Chuck Pahlaniuk.

Close enough!

Foggy with a Chance of Marinara

I barely like Star Wars, but the Kessel Run in a measure of parsecs makes perfect sense. They’re smugglers. The Kessel Run is presumably a trip from point A to point B with contraband cargo. Between point A and point B is a wall of security forces. You can either go around, which is a longer distance, or you can go…

Just get plural: Them!

Noah

I especially object to anyone comparing this film to the work of David Lynch, as I’ve seen done. Lynch is a master of true Jungian surrealism — relying on the audience’s apophenia to find meaning in something meaningless, as they would a dream — whereas Aronofsky peddles in forced, cliché, 8th-grade-reading-level…

A movie based on the bible is trite, misogynistic garbage? You don’t say!

And what of the lowercase m?

“We stacked a bunch more vertebrae in there, sir.”

Caesars are from Calgary, ffs. If there are any oysters on there, they’re an altogether more inland variety...

There’s probably some way you could make that even more Georgian. Peaches are conspicuously absent, for a start.

Yeah, I saw Good Mythical Morning today too.

Meh. All the snarky pedants getting hung up on “otherwise” seem to be missing that “best” in there. This is complete nothingburger bullshit.

Whose lead singer is most likely to become Avril Lavigne’s next husband: