Sold and serviced by Chevrolet. This is a Chevrolet production vehicle.

You might mention that this is a complete and total non starter for the 33 million people in California, where a car like this would not pass smog, CARB or ever be legal to register.

Take any clip compilation of SST, mute it, then pair it with ridge racer music. It fits so well. Here’s one of my favorites:

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

Jeep Wrangler Unlimited. Room for all your camping/glamping shit and you. Roots as old as your grandpa and analog AF.

I’ll give him about tree fiddy.

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Now ladies and gentlemen, watch me turn this 993 into a 996! Alakazam!

1. Scientology

Let me start by saying I love this. If I had that kind of money laying around, I’d probably DD something equally awesome/ridiculous (such as the Filson Edition AEV Brute Doublecab or a bobbed deuce and a half).

But at the same time, I can’t help but call out the pickup bed portion of the vehicle. Sure, it will hold a…

That sounded nothing like Nickelback.

I have $100 for anyone in the area willing to banana pipe all these people’s cars

Because we can only get so erect... That's how

An attorney in Michigan might be able to help.

That one should have been #10 in place of the Ram.

Because only American kids can be spoiled, or something

You don’t like loud pipes? Because you’re not a biker.

Why would Jalopnik commit to more and better motorcycle coverage with Lanesplitter and then proceed to write a post on Jalopnik inviting a bunch of car drivers to vote on what they hate most about motorcyclists? Are the same people writing for both blogs? I hope…

HAHAHAHA!

LOL, I can’t believe you actually picked someone up.