I’m almost 40 and my parents still constantly tell me to “be careful”.

“whats your next move”

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

I’m in the middle of wedding planning at the moment and I’d like to start off by saying, fuck this, fuck aaaalllll of this, holy shit kill me.

Man if I ever have a family and kids, I want family game night.

Or, better idea. Don’t lie, and simply say “I am out of the office until XXXX If you have an urgent need, please contact YYYYY, otherwise I will respond to you when I’m in back in the office.”

It’s definitely about striking the right balance. It’s okay to be bummed your team lost, but making sure they don’t turn into the worst kind of fans down the road (drunks, screamers, fighters, etc.). Kids will always take things harder because they don’t have the same frame of reference. But I’d say it’s a good…

I’ve always worn a hat in public for the last 10+ years, yet I have a full head of hair. Once when I was out, someone took my hat off and people were shocked that I wasn’t bald, and then told me that I need to stop wearing the hat because of that. However, it’s not my responsibility to change my preferred attire…

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

From now on, if I wonder how people could abandon their kids, I’ll think of this story.

I’m surprised to not see garlic powder. Yes, using fresh garlic is amazing but a lot of times the powder is necessary too as a quick “this needs something.....”

The Mets had a world-destroying rotation filled with 3 legitimate aces as recently as 2015 and somehow boned it to hell in less than two seasons.

I have my “go to” store pretty much memorized, use a list (and stick to it) and when I make my list out, I write down the list according to the sore layout.

Everyone on the Mets medical staff needs to be fired

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

You could make a very nice children’s book out of this post. Put each statement on a page with a visual. It reads just like Todd Parr’s books (e.g., The Mommy Book: Some mommies are.... Some mommies do....), and I would buy it!

KEEP the last part.

That’s not a bad choice. One of my favorites for sure, But I have to go with You’re Living All Over Me by Dinosaur Jr. The needles were pinned during recording and its still the loudest Vinyl album ever recorded, It just moves through me.

That’s not a bad choice. One of my favorites for sure, But I have to go with You’re Living All Over Me by Dinosaur…

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation for Pixies had ended.

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation…

I’m guessing the two participants are already acquainted with infections so it may not really be a concern.