Personally, I go with a 12" flour tortilla in a 12" cast iron skillet rubbed with olive oil. You can put the cheese right up to the edge, so it caramelizes and becomes the crust. Thin and crispy with a pan-style edge to it. Fast and amazing.

Or border security. Or welfare queens. Or gay marriage. Or pretty much any emotional shiny object to distract from the hand in their base’s pocket and the boot on their base’s throat.

The ultimate goal is always lower taxes for the rich and for corporations. The bait they use to win elections is abortion. Dead baby rhetoric is very easily used as a tool to manipulate people.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

Also, know that anytime you write “no drama,” it’s interpreted as “I will cause drama.”

As a hetero male, auto swipe-lefts include any of the following in a woman’s Tinder profile:

There’s a great little book called “Sauces Made While The Pasta Cooks” - it’s older, but you can find it on ebay, etc from time to time. Also by same author, “Pasta Pronto” with the same premise. Good, authentic Italian recipes.

I fully expect Cincinnati to trade him to The Yankees. He leads them to a World Series, winning the series MVP with 2 victories including a Game 7 in which he throws 8 scoreless and wisely hands off to Chapman to close it out. The Mets then sign him to a 7 year, $200m contract. An MRI reveals he tore his ucl, labrum…

Yankees are going to sign him and he’ll win the Cy young. Book it. Meanwhile, I wonder what washed up veteran the Mets are going to sign and will trick myself into thinking they have a shot. 

Depending on the dish, I do too. It all depends on the pasta I’m serving it on. No need to give some of the more unwieldy pastas to eat some help with that. :)

The 3x annual income rule is BS unless you’re debt free or damned close to it. You can’t afford 360k on 120k/yr if you’re stupid and think you can also afford payments and insurance on a Tesla Model S and Range Rover and day care, and lawn service, etc.

The subject of taxes cannot be stressed enough. A monthly mortgage on a $250k house can change by nearly $1000 per month in New Jersey vs. New Mexico. 

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

I think it depends. First I’d ask what’s at stake. If you’ve been dating this person for three months and the attraction is gone (esp. if it hasn’t been due to some kind of stressful life event/new medication/whatever), there’s no reason to try to make it work. But if you have four kids + a house, calling it quits…

I’m feeling rather personally attacked by your comment

Jesus fucking Christ...

Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

You’ve got a point. If your marriage transitions from a relating relationship into a contractual relationship, then something’s gone wrong.

You mean to shower my children with gifts so they love me more than they love their mother? Sounds like a good plan.

Has dating really come to this? “They aren’t responding to me, what should I do???” How about quit being a weirdo and find someone else to go on a date with. You know, if you had a great time, but they don’t want to talk to you anymore, why are you going to push it? If they aren’t interested in you, why would you want…