Three days and expensive oil? Yeah I’ll just keep using the cheap stuff with the standard method

I feel like Bam Margera is responsible for all of this...somehow...

When considering a date with someone I meet online, my rule of thumb is the Skyrim test:

A party of one is still a party...

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

It literally reads like something from Idiocracy

I keep putting it on my calendar, but no one else ever shows up.

My calendar is wide open, unlike my wife.

This reminds me of a part of Tom Segura’s stand up routine about people bringing babies to the movie theater:

Bad relationship/Bad jobs. They are incredibly valuable experiences, as they help you define your dealbreakers, as well as identify your own shortcomings.

I would argue that pregnancy is the end result of having unsuccessful sex, but I guess we have different goals. To each their own...

Wife and I have two kids, and the only sex we have is morning sex.... now thats probably going away since we just bought a new house and all the bedrooms are on the same floor and next to each other... in the time before kids my wife and i mostly had morning sex anyway so thats how she works.

I was just hoping for a number I could show my wife

The best advice I’ve gotten on this is “The cheapest price is now.” Putting off a conversation always makes it more difficult. Same also applies to car and house repairs.

If only one partner maintains the calendar it literally does nothing to solve this problem. It’s still one person carrying the mental load.

The nice thing about “having a hard conversation” is that you learn how many people’s emotional foundations are houses of cards built on sand foundations on top of Mount Washington.

My SO tried to claim that he was shouldering fully half of all of the chores, so I said, “If that’s the case, let’s trade. If they are truly split equally, you shouldn’t care either way”. Easiest argument I ever won.

I have somewhat started to come around to this not sleeping in on the weekends things. The past few weekends I’ve been awake at the same time as I would be to go to work. Plus when I remove the hour commute I have to do each morning, and night, the extra time seems amazing. I’ll be doing something and think it’s…

Seconded. One of the first positive turns I made after a bad breakup was realizing how much of my weekend was being sapped by my partner’s sleeping in (and weekly family gatherings). Not gonna lie, it took some time to figure out what to do with a weekend effectively doubled in length.

Don’t sleep in. As a matter of fact, I get up even earlier than when I usually do for work. Then your weekend doesn’t just seem longer, it is longer. Plus, don’t do the usual stuff on weekends, stuff like grocery shopping, cutting the grass, you know, chores. It’s so mundane and robot like. Go to stores (not grocery),…