“clap clap clap clap clap” as in Gonorrhea, right?

Who said Yankee fans aren’t classy? That guy kept his shoes on the whole time.

No sure if I’d rather let my daughter watch fake Peppa Pig, or the horrible Anna and Elsa, and Family Fun pack videos she always wants to watch.

I usually have cut up cucumbers and baby carrots in the fridge, so I just tell ,y kids that if they are hungry right before dinner, they can start with those. That usually results in them waiting to sit (and then get up a million times) and eat. But, I’ll give the happy hour a try and see how that goes. Adding dip…

Hell, if you’re going to have a tiger photo, you might as well add a shirtless mirror selfie, a black and white pic of you looking away from the camera, and a photo of you at Machu-freaking-Picchu.

The funny part is that this isn’t even the hard stuff.

I’d argue that acknowledging how we’re imperfect provides comfort, because we’re all imperfect parents in one way or another.

It’s possible. But you have to find quiet time to meditate when it’s practical - not at work. You practice meditation, so when things like that occur, you can deal with them without it stressing you out as much.

This is perfect.

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Maybe so. But when you’re tired from a long day, and already doing a ton of things for them, and they demand more and just keep going, as a way to not go to sleep, you tend to lose perspective.

2. 1 has made it past being a toddler thankfully.

The reason toddlers (at lest your own) are cute and have the ability to melt your heart is because they are truly awful people most of the time. And what’s worse, is that when you start to meltdown after they meltdown or just generally frustrate you with their selfish, petty nonsense, you feel like a total monster.

Makes sense. But, I see Pizza as a meal, while a donut is just dessert. And I usually eat more dinner than dessert. So, for me, it has to be adjusted at least 2:1.

If you live in a city with good donut places, you make an effort to get to one.

My parents never told me I couldn’t sleep with my girlfriend in the house when we were in HS. Of course, they never said I could either. But, I’m pretty sure they knew what was going on.

I’d take pizza because I feel less shitty eating 3 slices than I do eating 3 donuts. I want them both though.

That’s pretty tough. People who call other people selfish while being very selfish themselves are so hard to deal with. And it can make you never want to ask anything of them.

True. But, if someone is taking advantage of you, it’s particularly hard to stomach being around them. In some cases, I think it’s better to maintain a comfortable distance and not speak negatively about them to your kids, rather than having to be around them, while laser beams are shooting out of your eyes, which the…

Going through a divorce now, so I’m thinking HELL NO. Luckily, my kids haven’t asked us to spend any time together. And they seem fine living in two separate homes, so as long as they’re ok, there is no way I’d voluntarily spend another moment with my ex.