Glad to see Too Dark Park on the list, because it reminded to me to listen to it again. Might be my favorite from Skinny Puppy.

I think it depends on the egg. But, the method that works best for me is gently smashing the egg on a counter top, then rolling it. Then, I peel away the shell.

I really want my next relationship to feature separate addresses for it’s entirety.

Don’t take your kids out to eat. It’s expensive, and it’s usually more work than eating at home. And most kids won’t touch food that isn’t bland. They’ll just complain about what you give them until you want to kill yourself with a hammer.

I didn’t know this person existed. And now I need to make sure my 8 year old son who likes YouTube doesn’t either. Or, I can just use him as an example of the type of person who gets disowned by his parents.

I’m not sure what Skyrim is, but it sounds like it would have been a better use of my time than most of my online dates.

For most people the thing that’s probably not getting done instead of the scheduled sex is probably watching TV.

As long as you show up, you can still have good times.

I would probably eat this. But why go through the trouble? Might as well dip some Oreos in Cool Whip, or eat something else that won’t induce diabetes.

I think the idea is good. However, I think for many people, if they’re not in the mood, it probably feels more like a chore. Maybe that’s not so bad? I dunno.

Yikes. Can’t imagine scrubbing toilets puts you in the mood.

As much as it’s easy to blame Hillary and the Democrats, America as a whole really needs to take its collective head out of its ass. Our phobic, keeping up with the Joneses, overworked, TV obsessed, celebrity worshiping, getting our news in sound bites, us vs them culture is fucking us into a real life Idiocracy.

Maybe you need to read this to her ...

The reason parents freak out about bedtimes has more to do with wanting their own downtime than worrying if their kids are getting enough sleep. I love my kids and love spending time with them, but after I’ve already been awake for 13-14 hours, worked a full day, made dinner, gave them baths, etc, I need them to go to…

Rubbing alcohol. The sooner the better. Takes the welts down and reduces itching.

After the 18 years passes, do you even want to have sex anymore? With your spouse?

When you have kids that really changes things, and you have to find a way to adapt to that. If you enjoyed morning sex before, you can pretty much forget about that for a while. And at night after the kids are in bed and you’re exhausted, you really have to put the effort in to make it happen.

Soy sauce, ginger, sesame oil and sriracha, preferably added to a mushroom based broth. Hard boiled egg and whatever veggies I have in the fridge. If it’s mushrooms and bok choy, all the better. The mushrooms should be sauteed first, but the bok choy can go right in.

Well, we know it wasn’t Fernando Salas in costume, cause the bird landed where it was supposed to.

Well, if you agreed on the schedule already, you can just say, “hey, you’re not doing your part,” which is easier than starting from scratch. Still a pain in the ass though.