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Look out! He’s got herpes!

Meh, I dunno. How much more are you going to have put in? I’m guessing with only 3,100 made, parts are probably going to be incredibly expensive and hard to find.

That’s a MEATY radical gay agenda, Mr Doom!!!

Suck it up buttercup!

Hahahaha. Dude, you don’t know our winters.

Haha! Don’t worry about the classic Internationals Andrew. As a life long Chicagoan, I can assure you the number of classic Internationals I have ever seen on the road here can be counted on no hands. Probably because they all returned to the earth before my 80's childhood.

It’s 2 grand ya tight ass chode.

It’s 2 grand ya tight ass.

Because four-cylinder engines are for pinko commies, that’s why.

Why do Americans like to put V8's in everything? Why do American’s love Bourbon? Football? Baseball? Muscle cars? Bacon? Guns? Beer?

The apollo’s 0-60 is fairly abysmal to be honest. Now after that, it’s not so bad.

Bah. You want a dangerously slow Mazda?

BULLSHIT.

...and an ignition switch that locks the gearshift for theft protection and not the steering column.

your Jalop card, it has been revoked

Except you won’t find a nice Matrix with that sort of mileage for that price. Those things are expensive. All well-preserved, well-taken-care-of used Toyotas are expensive. Probably because they are very simple but reasonably-well-built machines. Makes for beige and boring when new - but also makes for few surprises…

We ain't found shit!

Well. Sumbitch.