Truer words never saw daylight.

Well spaketh.

Well, yeah, obviously. But these were only available with the slushbox, so I’m not too bent out of shape about it.

$5,800? Only 84,000 miles? What the fuck is wrong with it?

If this is your thing, I say NP.

Ha! Pow!

Holy shit.

Get out of my way! This one’s mine!

Autotrader shows 9 of these for sale throughout the country. They’re rare, and getting rarer (more rare?) but not that rare. Yet.

Oh my God, no.

I live in Chicago, where rust is a way of life. Learn to embrace it. Befriend it. Love it.

Fuck no. Take of the 1 and I'll think about it. CP.

Nope. Nice truck, though.

Bikes like this are part of the reason why I hate being 6’6”.

Gee, I sure would.

It’s ludicrous, but I’d buy it. Rare + manual + green = NP.

Christ on His throne, no.

I actually typed that and then thought “Nah, don’t say that. You know what that guy meant.” And I actually hit cancel, but it posted for some reason anyway. Sorry man.

grim?

Ohhh mannnnnnn....this one’s a toughie.