Oh my, no. Fuck no. Fuck.

Ha! Egg Shen! I love it!

Nice price. No logic involved. Take my money now, please.

I had a 2009 Passat wagon that, in the less than two years I owned it, cost me over $7,000 in repairs. It burned me so bad my ass is still crispy. I'm not a vengeful person by nature, but I can't quite hide my sick glee at the troubles VW has brought upon itself. Burn.

Dig. Just not my thing. Had an asshole roommate in college with a beat-to-fuck 88 RX-7 with questionable exhaust and which he beat mercilessly. It's kinda put me off rotaries. Unless it's a 787B...BrapBrapBrapBrap.

RWD! Manual! Wagon! Brown! Awesome!

I had a B6 Passat with the 2.0T. (not an Audi, I know, but close enough for me). Awesome car when it ran. When it broke, which was often, it killed me financially.

I had a B6 Passat. Simply beautiful automobile. Fast, comfortable, respectable fuel mileage, and a wagon? Could it be better? The $7,000 + (not a typo) in repair bills over the less than two years I owned it (also not a typo) convinced me otherwise.

Nice car. Not a fucking chance. Run away.

Nice handle. :)

If you want in on a Ferrari and all you’re interested in is the badge, this is not a bad price of admission. And the engine doesn’t have to come out for the timing belt swap, so it’s not as soul- or wallet-crushing an experience as longitudinally-mounted engines like in the 348.

I like your style, homie.

If it's good enough for Ed Harris, it's good enough for me.

I, too, want a Giulia in my life. Two or three, even. I wish I could buy one for my dad, too. He used to race ‘em in the 60’s.

Good to know.

This about as close as a lot of us will get to owning one of those kick-ass utes from Australia without the added expense and complication of importing one. $2,500 isn’t too much for a little goofy fun, even if it falls apart in a couple of years or all your friends disown you for having no self-esteem whatsoever. I…

Oh my. No. Dear God, no. Lop off the 2 on the front, maybe.

Yes, I would pay $22,500. No, it doesn’t make sense to me either. Move along, please.

The rear suspension looks all fucked up.