I love shit like this. Keep it comin', Torch.

*Seger

How the fuck did this thing survive rust free this long in Chicago?

Hiya Dusty!

Who’s the dude wearing the skirt?

Are those Peugeot 505 wheels?

The speed limit on I-55 heading south out of Chicago is 65 mph once you get southwest of 355. South of I-80 it goes up to 70. I-88 heading west out of Chicago goes up to 65 once you get west of 47, though that is a tollway until you get west of 39/51. I-80 is 65 all the way to Iowa once you get out of Joliet. Do we…

I like what you did there.

Poor gas mileage? My '91 ZR-1 would easily get 30 mpg on the highway in sixth.

Cramped? I'm 6'5" and I fit in there great.

The manual isn't available on the 4-cylinder? What kind of happy horseshit is this?

*Touché

Again wrong. But everyone's got a right to have an opinion.

I don’t disagree with you. I just think the Suzuki X-90 sums up the worst set of priorities—horrible color scheme, useless 2-seater body style, tiny trunk, questionable off-road abilities. As a conveyance to get a person from one place to another, I'm sure there were far worse alternatives.

Nope. Sorry. This is the wrongest answer.

The answer is Miata. More so now than ever before.

That sound made me pee myself. And some poo's come out as well.

From Mel Brooks's impeccable “History of the World: Part I”:

I hate that picture.