Brosius sighed. For thirty years he'd been dragging this convertible top around, wondering time and again what his owners had been thinking. It just didn't look right, dammit. Where therapy hadn't worked, alcohol had... for a while.

Hey, how's your Tahoe run? I'm in the market, as it were, and it looks like only the high-mileage, well-used and well-loved specimens are gonna be within my financial reach. I wonder if I'm going to be buying myself a heap of trouble if I get one with over 200 (or, in your case, 300) K.

Nice car. Not a fuckin' chance, though, for $44,000. I want a Testarossa too, don't get me wrong. But jeez.

Nope.

Two-in-a-row-FUCK YES!es. $2,800 clams is worth it just for the combination of RWD, manual, and the way that sweet sweet M30 straight-six sounds. Shut up and take my money! N-effin'-P!

This wins it for me. The story of the build is equally incredible. He mounted some of the accessories at the back so it would still sound somewhat rear-engined. The guy's a beautiful nut.

FUCK YES.

This times fifty bajillionteen.

I didn't say keeping guns in a guns safe was a bad thing. Neither is having a huge house or a Playboy collection.

Agreed. If this is to someone's taste, may it give him or her many years of enjoyment.

And I'm not 14. I'm only 12. I live with my adopted father in Tasmania. I started up a mail-order sex-toy dot com last year and business has been booming. I put in an order for a Youabian Puma in PMY a couple of months ago to match my grandmother's 1971 Jensen Interceptor, and also to promote our new line of…

I like your style, amigo.

Who's either a) hating or b) complaining? Do what you want with your money, man. Have fun, enjoy it and peace be with you.

I know I shouldn't generalize like this, but...

Boy, I bet that owner's gonna be crabby.

A few things:

I like your style, amigo.

Any time is a bad time to go scuba diving in Wisconsin. I lie; Williams Bay was actually quite pleasant.

Just the one. But it was a motherfucker.

Yes, you're correct. My bad.