FUCK YES.

This times fifty bajillionteen.

I didn't say keeping guns in a guns safe was a bad thing. Neither is having a huge house or a Playboy collection.

Agreed. If this is to someone's taste, may it give him or her many years of enjoyment.

And I'm not 14. I'm only 12. I live with my adopted father in Tasmania. I started up a mail-order sex-toy dot com last year and business has been booming. I put in an order for a Youabian Puma in PMY a couple of months ago to match my grandmother's 1971 Jensen Interceptor, and also to promote our new line of…

I like your style, amigo.

Who's either a) hating or b) complaining? Do what you want with your money, man. Have fun, enjoy it and peace be with you.

I know I shouldn't generalize like this, but...

Boy, I bet that owner's gonna be crabby.

A few things:

I like your style, amigo.

Any time is a bad time to go scuba diving in Wisconsin. I lie; Williams Bay was actually quite pleasant.

Just the one. But it was a motherfucker.

Yes, you're correct. My bad.

This looks like Pearl Lake in Beloit, WI. Been there. Murky, creepy, sunken buses, AND cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

A Toyota truck with a V6 and a 5-speed? For $4,500? You could double the mileage and it would still be a NP. Shut up and take my money.

See, I knew there was a reason to keep manuals around. They're asshole-repellent.

I dunno... this one's kind of a toughie for me. I own a Volkswagen and just the repair costs alone are enough to back away slowly and with great trepidation from another one. Plop on top of that a salvage title and this thing is poison.

Yikes. Not a chance.

I'm a White Sox fan. This whole situation cracks me up. Now there will be all sorts of replies saying things like "Well, the Cell's in a shitty neighborhood," and "Going to Sox games will always suck!" and "Eventually Wrigley will be finished and then you're going to be all jealous!" I know. I'm ready. But after years…