Oh my God, not a fucking chance. Knock the 1 off and I'd think about it. This one's Dr. Crackenstein.

I say NP. It's a Saab, and it checks all the right boxes. (You know; manual and shit like dat.) Plus it hasn't quite cracked the 100K mark.

I've dug this ever since Project Gotham. I thought it was awesome then and I still do. I must be on crack to say this, but NP.

That's a sizeable chunk of extra weight hung out past the front wheels crammed into a chassis that was never designed for it. Crack pipe.

I can dig it... but I thought the point of Tavarish's article was how to make an unreliable money pit a) reliable and b) not a money pit. Though I agree that W124's are thought to be bulletproof. Have you seen that Fifth Gear episode where they run over one with a monster truck and then drive it (the W124, not the…

Throw in the five liters of Mountain Dew and I'll think about it. But considering Tavarish's article yesterday (http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/how-to-own-a-r…) I think you'd have to knock the 1 off the front of this price to make it nice. Right now; crack.

Needs more wagon.

Needs more wagon.

BONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONERbonerBONERBONERBONER. BONER. BOOOOONNNNEERRRRRRRRRR.

The apotheosis of sleeper. Hell yeah! I'd buy that for a dollar. Plus another 7,499. Nice price. And wagon! And brown! Shut up and take my money!

Mit schteelies! I like!

C'mon, Cadillac. You've been crazy before. Hatchback, right? Or small wagon? You did it with the BLS. You can do it again. It'll get rid of all the remaining blue-hairs and cement your status as a contender wit da Yurpeens. C'mon, Cadillac. Throw down.

It's the rape van from the future! Or something. I can't say what it is, but something about this fills me with an unnamable dread. Maybe it's digging up old tragic memories from childhood that I've worked hard to repress. Maybe it's the dismal grey exterior coupled with the neon-green/Death Race 2000 interior. I…

Nice! The world needs more of this.

It's all subjective. I don't need extra ride- height, four-wheel-drive or the crappy gas mileage those things elicit, but I do need to haul around an upright bass.

A manual transmission attached to a small wagon. Seems to be all but extinct over here. Like this one. I sure miss it.

^^What Kilgore said.

I just meant that I thought what Torch said was funny. But thanks for your input. Also, since you kinda started this, *if you're lucky.

"Squeeze-the-meatballs-out-of-your-hoagie."