What more can I ask for? Sell me one!

NP. I don't have a lot of rational thought when it comes to these. Plus barn (well, garage) find? Shut up and take my money. I know I'm gonna take a cornholing; just take my money before I have time to think.

Add manual, please.

Cletus: Boys, y'all got to stay on that throttle or she's a-gonna nose in on ya ever' time.

How about the Hello Kitty Ferrari? That's pretty fucked up.

This....thing.

Oh! And the Zimmer Quicksilver! Huurrrrrrrrrlllllll.

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Always thought the Stutz Blackhawk was pretty raunchy.

This thing is the embodiment of all the fantasies I had as a kid of being able to climb inside my Team Losi JRX-T and drive it. Thanks for the memories, guys.

It would be NP only if it said "PUSSY WAGON" on the back. Until then, CP all the way. Otherwise, it'd need a repaint and $2,000 knocked off the top to get into the nice-price-neighborhood.

I would SO love to pull up to some redneck festival/fishing contest thingie pulling my bass boat behind one of these sleds.

Nice Price just based on principle. You could blow $1,750 on hookers, booze and blow and all that would be over in one night. The same amount of spondulux would get you the same amount of fun (and potential aorta-rupturing adrenaline) and you could do it over and over and over again. This one's a no-brainer.

I can dig it. I jumped to the middle of the video to get straight to the action and missed the beginning. I missed some crucial details.

That's the weirdest-sounding BMW I've ever heard.

You don't ever go full MINI.

Make it available with 4wd and a manual and I won't say a bad word about it. Oh, waitaminit—this is America. That powertrain won't be offered here, even if the car is.

This picture makes me want to punch Care Bears.

I saw this one (or one almost identical to this) a few years ago on AutoTrader. It sure seems lustworthy and boner-spawning, but just judging how hard (and expensive) it is to keep a regular ol' FWD four-cylinder Passat Wagon running, I bet this thing is a nightmare. NP, but only if you have a) serious financial…

Oh, no thank you.