Nope. Chicago's is the best pizza in the world. #justsayin

A blown one. But seriously, the one from the video. That or a CTS-V with 6MT. Or any blown wagon with a stick. Or any wagon with a stick. Or any wagon. They're becoming super-rare here in the land of the crossover. I just think hi-po manual wagons are super awesome. That, and I can't haul a full stack in a…

I do not think so, sir.

Blown wagon vs. grey market Pagani Zonda? Blown wagon.

Fuckin' A. Just where it belongs.

Oh man....ZILs sure do a wicked 1986 LeBaron convertible impression. I bet they're a lot alike, too...despite being 28 years apart. I...guess I don't know what to say about that.

The Galant VR-4. I need some time alone (to fap).

And rubbin's racin'.

Yeah, that and not stomping your left foot to the floor every time you go to start the damn thing, trying to depress a clutch that isn't there. I still do that.

To me, the hardest car to park is the one you never want to stop driving. That would have been my dad's C4 ZR-1. I loved that thing. It was always hard to park, because I never wanted to get out.

crap.

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No matter. We won't get it anyway.

Bucket o fish!

I gotta say, that looks like a peachy time.

Yeah, the English system of measurement is all fucked up. 1 pennyweight = 24 grains, 20 pennyweights = 1 troy ounce, 12 troy ounces = 1 troy pound. 5.5 yards = 1 rod, 40 rods = 1 furlong, and 8 furlongs = 1 mile. Dafuq? Course without these I wouldn't have neat homework problems to assign my AP Chemistry kids.

Kind of a shame they had to smash that nice black Accord coupe, though.

This kind of project is a quandary. To the seller, who has put in how many hours and dollars on a project that is clearly special, it's worth way more than they're selling it for. To the buyer, none of that matters, and that's where we get Crack Pipe.

Holy cringe. Stable condition, yes. But what kind of condition? He looks like he took a skull-pulpin'.