Sigh.

Slap on some skinny-ass used tires on bone-stock black steelies and you have a pretty convincing sleeper. I'd say NP just to surprise some chavs in Mustangs or Evos with this little pepper-pot. Not much good for donuts, but you could do burnouts all day on the cheap. Surprisingly therapeutic.

Call it the Skylark, for Chrissakes. Just bring it already! And that swank Opel convertible, too. And since it's a Buick, make power seats an option so I can get my 6'7" gargantuan ass in there. Oh, and manual transmission, please.

Hell, take both! I'll just drive this to dialysis!

Me: "Fuck. Jaguar, why won't you sell this in the US?"

I love rather obscure Yurpean cars from the 60's and 70's. They're just so delightfully weird. Why's that radiator so damn dinky? Nice price for that alone.

America! Fuck yeah!

Something about this thing just pulls me right in. I'm sorry, but nice price all day on this one. Just a cool friggin' car...RWD, a manual, and four doors. And from the side, it's got kind of a Thunderbird thing going on that makes my nether nubblies go all fappity fappity.

Come on, GM. Get your thumb out of your ass.

This might be the nicest price I have ever seen. Plus it makes my bobbly bits go all hippity hoppity.

Oh. Those poor babies.

Dafuq?

Oh God make it stop make it stop!

Oh man oh man oh man...it's just so pretty. So pure. So unmolested.

Dear Mini:

God dammit. Why can't we get cool shit like this over here? Why not this instead of another stupid fucking crossover or cute-ute?

NICE PRICE X 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

$1300 to die with a smile on your face? And going fast? Nice price at twice.

I hear you, man. I lost my little Lois seven years ago and a day does not go by that I don't think about her. I still miss her, but when you stop thinking about how much it hurts and start only remembering the good times, it gets better.