I’d like to meet someone illegally blind

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

So, instead of being lost forever, Helen is really more of a loan shark.

Salvaggio said yesterday that he doubted Helen would still be alive, since she required a particular sort of tank.

Glad this ended well, but doesn’t change my mind from yesterday that people are just the worst.

no no no no no no no

No Mitch McConnell?

We also need a ranking of Foghorn Leghorn’s aphorisms. To begin that discussion:

#MePew

He may have thought the Uber driver had cra-

but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

There were good people on both sides

This is like the Zapruder film of basketball pussies.

Where were you when a Virginia man was screened out of his shoes on the basketball court? I was taking my post-work dump.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

Fun Fact: 8-10 hours a day isn’t the same as 24 hours a day. It’s the difference between a good night’s sleep and a coma.

There’s guy who lives down the street from me who has three flag poles in front of his house. Currently on them are an American flag, A blue Lives Matter Flag and A don’t tread on me Flag. I keep a security camera permanently pointed in his direction.