I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Ok, all I need is for him to say that The Diary of Anne Frank is a work of fiction and I’ll win Dipshit Bingo.

Fuck yes Miss Michigan! Sadly she’s not just referring to Flint; lots of schools in the Detroit area can not offer drinking water because they have such a high level of lead and other contaminants. Meanwhile Michigan is selling fresh water to several bottled water companies for dirt cheap rates. 

You don’t practice open field tackles, but Jesus dude, at least try to use your arms.

Imagine how complex life would be if every product you consumed had to pass some idiotic test of moral righteousness.

Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

the first in a series.  stay tuned for CHUM.

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

I don’t think this Ureña/Acuña feud is even close to over, let’s at least wait tilde end of this series.

This is all so fuckin’ dumb. 

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

We spoke to Derek regarding his interview yesterday and he completely understands the severity of the situation and he apologizes if it offended anyone. That was not his intention at all, but he’s taking full responsibility for it.

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

Weird ass hill to die on, girl. 

Oh well that certainly makes it not remotely any different.

What a complete and utter dipshit. This is part of the reason I can’t stand baseball, all the BS “unwritten rules”. In what other sport is it acceptable to hurt someone because he’s good?  Fuck Keith Hernandez, and baseball should Police this shit with serious suspensions.  Absolutely ridiculous.

Sorry to hear those damned kids are back on your lawn. I know how frustrating that can be.

This won’t stop anyone from going to games, tailgating, and boosting the team.

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.