This was great. I hope he continues doing this all year, and I hope the production quality on his signs gets better. I’m talking visceral pictures. Put the truth in people’s face, Emmett Till style.

Fat-shaming, the last publicly acceptable form of punching down. Hilarious

I want to tune in but.. Steve Harvey. I can’t it’s just too much. He is fucking everywhere.

Thank you so much for writing about this so eloquently. I was bullied, harassed, and undermined by a coworker (white male) for two years. It was hell. He was “reprimanded” by HR, but when it continued, they seemed to just get tired of me, and I got the feeling that they thought I was being dramatic. So I didn’t even…

That was amazing. I was born in Trinidad and came here as a child, an  only child, to a single mother.  I’m estranged from her. Growing up I always viewed my mother as a superwoman and as i’ve gotten older and seen that she never flew, she didn’t have super powers I grew upset. This has been an eye-opener, my mother…

I like people who don’t cancel peace summits

NFL Can’t Stop Shooting Itself in the Dick

Yep, pretty much this. I’ve spent a lot of time around law enforcement personally and professionally. I recognize that law enforcement is difficult and dangerous and complicated. And I know for a fact and will also recognize that good police work does happen.

White guy here who is comfortable saying that bad cops are unfortunately the norm and not the exception. I am thankful for publications like the Root that have made it their mission to share all of these terrible stories of police abuse, murder, and both subtle and blatant discrimination against minorities. They,…

15 years as a cop. It took me 15 years to figure out what Michael says is true. You cannot be a good and honest person and still be a cop because you will be hounded out of the job. You will be left without back up because you cannot be “trusted”. You will be branded a “rat” for trying to do the right thing. I left…

Oh look at mister high and mighty over here, with normal levels of self-control and probably no arrests for indecent exposure.

And this advice (peeling food in the bathroom) was followed by “don’t brush your teeth in the bathroom because of poo particles!”

Morpeth’s comment, brought to you by Taco Bell.

They’ll never go announcer-less now because they’ve started doing horseshit like announcing, “and this is a Bud Light Lime Carolina Hurricanes power play!”

Brady’s quinoa-powered legs aren’t getting him anywhere near a rim now.

What workplace environments are having the most at-work sex.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

Oh wow, it’s like they took a bunch of my ex’s and made the perfect crazy white girl.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Thank you for your self-service.