My guess is that he’s trash in bed.

She’s so dull. The only surprising thing about this article is that there are at least 38 fan accounts. I’d rather follow avocado toast or and account that’s just devoted to nuetral toned wall paper.

After the photo, he moved on her like a bitch.

I know!!! Fine to say if you’re a civilian on a tour and you’re like, “this looks like a dated Hilton.” but 45, that’s your seat of power and lol have you even seen your hotels and condos? Have you?!!!

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Yep. I don’t like him much (for those reasons), but this is fantastic.

How much money to get all dressed up in a costume and hang out with Billy Zane?

Am I just jealous because he has better gear than I will ever have? you bet yr sweet ass.

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

Godspeed, celebrity child.

Right? Like don’t you want to sit around in TX at some fancy, schmancy country club drinking scotch and smoking cigars with other CEO’s, Rex? Why do any actual work? For what? These are your golden years! You don’t want to deal with North Korea. Or China, UK, France, Germany, Canada, Mexico........yeah you want to…

I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Yes, who will boys look up to now? It’s not like there are that many powerful male figures in entertainment, especially in the sci-fi realm. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOY CHILDREN?!?

It’s OK, I’ve seen these characters come and go on Game of Thrones.

It doesn’t end well.

So he’s anti-LGBTQ, but pro-overly dramatic semi-nude photography. Got it.

Weren’t we done with The Fat Jew? I thought he lost a book deal for stealing other people’s jokes and passing them off as his own or something? Anyway, wine. Yes.

Just sampling the wrong chocolate pudding, perhaps?

I’m sure losing the baby chub didn’t hurt, either.

Doesn’t Brooksie have a new wife? Is it possible he wed a lowly uneducated pleb? One who never even watched the Sopranos to learn the meanings of those various Italian dishes?

I think he can handle it: