I love this story.
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My dad is a liberal 58-year old science nerd who has no interest in pop culture, but who likes to keep up on the basics for when he gets on Jeopardy and there’s a “pop music” category.
Lilo was pretty good in parent trap though.
You’re assuming he would know enough to do that. I don’t think I can give him that much credit. I had a dream once where he couldn’t figure out how to access his voicemail. It was the most realistic dream I’ve ever had.
This is brilliant, and must immediately be released. Trump refrigerator poetry.
COUNTERPOINT: IPAs are meant to be passed over for something drinkable that doesn’t leave your mouth tasting like a goddamned medicine cabinet afterward.
As someone who has been to several chiropractors, I would say it depends on the chiropractor. 4/5 were complete quacks, but that last guy is worth his weight in gold. He’s basically just the best massage therapist ever.
Not all chiropractors traffic in pseudoscience. There are plenty of ones that stay in their lane and focus only on treating neck and back pain, and the efficacy of manual manipulation of the spine to treat those conditions is supported by peer reviewed studies. My mom has gone to see one for at least a decade to deal…
I dunno, I’ve known a couple chefs, and they basically never cooked when they weren’t at work. Like, maybe a grilled cheese. They also tend to regularly use interesting illegal drugs, which I am fine with, but wouldn’t marry.
I would also like to make fanny packs happen, although I’d probably go for the low-slung-across-my-hips look. I need my hands free dammit!
Also that Bloomberg mostly made the money on his own rather than inheriting it.
It gives me extra satisfaction that Bloomberg is wealthier than Trump, because I know that must drive Trump nuts.
While everyone is Googling Jeff Koons, I’d like to express my ongoing glee at the neverending new descriptions of Trump. I want to believe there’s a big whiteboard where The Slot writers keep track of which scrotum comparisons have been used and brainstorm new ones.
Maybe we talk to the Obama girls about how they felt about pics of their father being hung
Sadly, this never gets old.
OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.
When my mother talks about it, it’s always the man choosing the woman. She says, “He liked her,” and “He chose her.” It makes me rage. So, one day, when I’m feeling vicious, I might ask her how it feels no man chose her daughter.
Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’