To me that seems like the best kind of gift to give someone on their wedding day? We’re all adults, we can buy our own stuff. What’s nicer than giving someone a great holiday?

We aren’t having an actual wedding, just an elopement now and a party a few months down the road after we’re settled into our new house. SOOOOO we went the TRULY tacky route of setting up a Honeyfund. Fight me. I don’t give a shit.

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

I haaaaated summers as a kid. Unrelenting heat, all my friends were gone on vacation, and I was stuck home alone watching shitty daytime TV with no cable and only the hum of a swamp cooler to keep me company while my mom was at work every day. The. Worst. I couldn’t wait to be an adult and in charge of my own life and…

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

For real, they are like, a couple of deer and an impromptu musical number away from being Disney Princesses.

Is that a dress on Lauren though? It looks a lot like a stylized white jumpsuit with an amazeballs cape.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

Happily married 25 years...banged before the first date.

I LOVE London.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

I have no idea how old you are, but I too was raised in a conservative religious household, and I lost my virginity several years later than my peers. It’s an anxious game trying to catch up! Guy sounds like a douche bag, so ya dodged a bullet there. But from one escaped religious conservative to another, as you get…

Darling, you’ve gotta have a voice in your head that drowns out all the d-bags, and it says, I am right! You can be a virgin, a “whore”, a kinky person, a vanilla person, straight gay bi trans, whatever, and someone somewhere is always going to think you’re wrong. Sex is a thing that belongs to you. You design it how…

Thanks. I’ll admit, I thought it had something to do with my inexperience—I had a super-conservative religious upbringing, and didn’t even start having sex until about a year ago, so I was (am?) worried that it’s my fault in some way. But I really appreciate your saying that. This is why I love this comments section;…

Ugh. I’ll go out on a limb and guess that a guy who breaks up with you because the sex wasn’t good the very first time that you did it is either: a) young, b) inexperienced, c) hung up on someone else, or d) some combination of these things.

I swear to god somebody is going to to be like “Broadcast it on Facebook Live! We’ll have millions of witnesses! What could go wrong?”

How do you not give it to Stephen Fry? :-)

News flash: sports team loses because they got zero assistance from the opposing team. Sad!!

“We’re going to whine so much. You’re going to get tired of whining. you’re going to say, ‘Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don’t whine so much. This is getting terrible.’ And I’m going to say, ‘No, we have to make America great again.’ You’re gonna say, ‘Please.’ I said, ‘Nope, nope. We’re gonna keep…

Trump said today that no Democrats were going to vote for AHCA: “it’s very hard when you need almost 100 percent of the votes and we have no votes, zero, from the Democrats. It’s unheard of.” So that’s why it had to be pulled.