My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

as a massive forehead person, i have to say centre parts don’t work on us folks either. is there a case to made that they really only work on the preternaturally beautiful?

I wish Obama would just come over to Washington state and open a marijuana store and toke all day, every day. He tried, let Trump and Paul Ryan go down in flames together.

And the colour isn’t doing anything for her either.

Word! Forever a classic...

Because my non-lady brain will not allow me to stop overthinking things, after a great deal of thought I have come to the conclusion that dem is actually talented people (especially talented female performers). And she’s very worried ‘bout it. Obsessed with it really.

In a song about individuality, she manages to be as basic as possible.

How dare you make me watch this garbage with my own eyes. I didn’t think I could hate her more than I already do, but she talks with her mouth full? That’s your lead in? I just. I just. I just. I just. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck heeeeeeeeeer.

Diglet made some good points and to expand on them...the last (?) video she made a big stink about how her body was digitally altered, but there was proof she knew about it, or knew about a stand in. I can’t remember exactly, I try not hold her in my head. And she did interviews around the release of her “empowering”…

Srsly.

Bobby - I love YOU, and I will never let you go.

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

She dated Beiber, I don’t know who is worse.

OMG Bobby, I freaked out for a moment, I thought you are saying good bye to us.

What god did we offend?

How long until Trump appoints her head of the National Endowment for the Arts?

And before that: the dude that invented the carrying case for a flute.

Literally every French citizen has one.

I teach high school and I will NEVER break up a girl fight. Boys, just stand in between them, tell everybody to calm down, it’s all over. Girls have been planning this shit for MONTHS, they will bring up petty shit from like kindergarten and they are out to murder anyone and everyone in their way. NOPE.

Do you even hop hop? There are no high horses here. Sorry, that rational is applicable to plenty of situations, but ignoring the track or playing coy would be absolutely, categorically absurd in a rap battle. When you’re a rapper, and another rapper with juice in your city and/or with a national platform calls you…