Worst creative writing assignment ever.

That’s some fucked up patriachy shit... I’ve never heard that before.

Trump supporters also believe in Santa Claus, pearly white Jesus, and have the amazing ability to directly vote against their own best interest, while simultaneously being giant hypocrites about their own immigration heritage, supporting the same kind of fascism their parents fought against, while sucking each others…

Things look really bad now but I promise everyone it’ll all be over soon.

I wish Trump was not our president.

I would love to slap him repeatedly in his dumb fucking face until he cries. Bullies only understand a bigger bully.

Did anyone notice how Raven, when ‘caught’ climbing the silo by the ‘police’ (her brother, participating in a prank on Nick) and asked what they were doing, said that they were “filming” instead of saying “we’re on a date.”? She was in on the whole thing, knew they were going to be confronted, and totally broke the…

That’s...appalling. I hope you say something crazy like oh yeah—he has a 12 inch penis and we do it on average 10 times a day....and what about YOUR sex life?

The job thing actually has me wondering. As a human services person (going through lots and lots of therapy to overcome this myself), there’s a lot of people who go into helping professions almost as a way to like, demonstrate their lovability and are actually super duper insecure which I could kinda get from her and…

Yeah! I became anti Vanessa last night. Her family was odd (like both her siblings were so weird....& the mom and dad...fine, that’s somewhat expected, even though the dad was like “No! I won’t give you my blessing...(3 minutes later)...ok I give you my blessing.”

Maybe she’s one of those people who is smart about everything in life except for relationships. She does seem like a really well-rounded person and way too good for ‘software salesman’-turned-C list celebrity, but her family is definitely acting like they’ve been around this block before..

Girl, my family would refuse to appear on camera, lol! They would also tell Nick to stop mumbling his damn words and me to chill the fuck out, you’ve known him for 3 days. But yes, Vanessa’s family was totally over the top. In general I feel like all those families are creepily involved in who their kids decide to…

100% she’s nuts, and so are all her family members. it was very weird, and you could see it on nick’s face the entire time.

This! If I went on The Bachelor and ended up bringing him home, my family would probably be wary and judgmental as hell with good reason. (“Oh, you love him but he’s dating four different girls? Where are you going to live? How many kids? You haven’t talked about any of this?”)

Let’s be real here... Vanessa is trilingual (at least), works with developmentally disabled adults, has her shit together, and is gorgeous. Nick is an overgrown frat boy who is unemployed and a professional reality show contestant who sticks his wiener in any willing hole. I think her family saw right through him and…

I always found it creepy and insincere that the men on the show almost always ask for the father’s approval to propose. I’m neutral on Vanessa but I’m glad she brought that up, tbh. I hope she does bring it up to him and questions his motives about it.

Speaking of Vanessa, did anyone else get the sense that her family being ridiculously overprotective of their adult family member and her romantic choices seemed really off? I know we’re all supposed to think ‘aw, look how much they care about her’ but to me it almost suggests she’s gone full-on insane after a breakup…

My question is always, it’s only been 10 years, why is this castle so forgotten?

And that sexy candlestick/duster couple

Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time that has never been about Stockholm Syndrome. It’s about delicious, delightful bestiality.