Remember when Halliburton seemed horrifying? We were so innocent then.

I teach an entire college course on the Berlin Wall that proves this is a bad idea. But what do I know? I’m just some loser academic.

It’s a great historical moment. The beginning of the end.

I loved Skyfall. Almost as much as I loved Casino Royale.

I know the later ones are despised by many, but I like all the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Even in a pure spectacle action movie, it makes a huge difference to have such good actors in all the roles- Bond, the villains, the heroines, Moneypenny, M, Q, everyone. Even the costumers and set designers are bringing their…

<3 <3 <3 Eva Green <3 <3 <3

My most sincere congratulations to you, Kelly! Also, thank you for reminding me that I shall never reproduce. No cheese for nine months? OUTTIE 5000.

It must be true. Here’s a GIF of it.

Oh my FUCK I am so sorry for you. That diagnosis and result would be awful at any time but especially with our upcoming administration.

I’m suprised there aren’t more in the choir doing this. I was under the impression that a lot of Mormons did not care for Trump at all because they’re pretty averse to the whole religious persecution thing. See: Evan McMullin. He’s pretty standard in his views as a Republican, but he’s taking Trump out at the knees…

Honestly, I think you’ve answered your own question. No, they don’t have better things to debate (because debate isn’t valued the way it is in our religion) and they never have.

Is Tyga’s career so shitty that he is writing his own leaks?

I think the fact that it’s an unemployed, broke-ass, leech has the nerve to pull some incestuous fuck-boy shit to the girl paying his car note.

Okay I have a conspiracy theory about Britney Spears and Sam Asghari. It’s only a conspiracy of two, and they’re not doing anything criminal! Here’s the scenario (TOTAL SPECULATION):

I like your train of thought.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

She has become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

“drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.”

Yup me and mr freak decided years ago on how much sex makes us happy and how to agree to timing on that and have not fought about sex since. Now rn I’m pregnant so it’s stagnated since I’m on pelvic rest but we still schedule in intimacy time. This means putting down the phones making sure we are ready for action on…