"Quality Time" parenting mixed with the evangelical Christian features is the worst ever.

We can only dream of this future.

It was the most dramatic Instagram proposal EVER.

Does every personal milestone need to be done in as public a forum as possible? Has the main goal in life gone from achieving happiness and helping the less fortunate to amassing "likes" from strangers?

What if this is just a big ploy so she or he can be a Bachelorette/a Bachelor? Like, they "break-up," she/he needs to "learn to open her/his heart and love again," she/he reaches out to Chris Harrison and BOOM on TV.

This. Every cook is uniquely messy. And every cook's partner is uniquely resentful of the mess. Clean as you cook is the way to go.

Ok, but counterpoint - would your boyfriend be just as happy eating a simple meal that meant he had fewer dishes to clean at the end? If he loves elaborate meals and doesn't mind pitching in by doing the dishes, then that works for you guys and that's great. But when it's home cooking, sometimes the value isn't all…

I don't think garbage disposals are a thing in most NYC apartments, are they? I've only seen them in America, and have never seen them in NYC.

Or you could just get a disposal installed and avoid the whole issue. It still baffles me when people tell me they don't have disposals in the year 2015.

Yeah, that article is not news to teachers. Texas and California drive all textbook decisions. The other 48 states can't approach the purchasing power of those two. The Common Core standards had a hope of changing that, but politicians at the state and Fed level have so botched Common Core implementation that its…

How is their daughter 15? For the record, I was only slightly older when Cruel Intentions came out and they seemed so glamorous then.

He's like the only guy I know that looks dumber in glasses, not smarter

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For those of you wondering, my husband, Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer and I are doing wonderfully. We've recently welcomed two children, Snap Bracelet and Sticker Earrings and we are just over the moon, me and my husband Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A Baby Deer. Life couldn't be better with him, my real life…

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I find it so unsettling to think that in 15 years' time, all the makeup that we think is gorgeous and sophisticated and classic will look hilarious. Then I try to console myself that in 50 years, everyone will think we look fabulous again. But it's small comfort though, it really is. Those derisive sniggers from 2030…

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.