were it not for his ridiculously long list of reprehensible actions that are going to get us all killed and his complete lack of self awareness and shame, the fact that he’s ok with these fucking suits would be the worst thing about him

this is incredible

the second one, i chime in

jude law shut up please and stop aging and don’t fuck your nanny instead of sienna miller and actually please just be dickie greenleaf forever and let me lust after you thanks

i too love these reminders of why i’ll never have a fucking kid. i love reading about pregnancy and childbirth and parenting and then doing a ritual to thank and bless my iud

this sounds like a sex thing

yes! the decision to be close to each other is sexy. that’s so fucking right.

please be friends w me

brb am ordering this for myself right now

no, all caps is good too!

also, fuck capital letters. all lower case is much more aesthetically pleasing. carry on!

holidays!

omg ken watanabe is amazing

and of course,

i do the same thing

thanks for this. orwell has also been heavily on my mind these past few months, and every time i find something new from him i’m just like, oh you are so good and we are so sorry

i always forget about them!

ohhh that makes me sad 

plot twist! she and baron become super lefty liberals who use their inheritance to fight against and dismantle donny’s influence and power

did you see that doc that was made, something about fox news brainwashed my dad? http://www.thebrainwashingofmydad.com