‘have a biscuit, potter’

and like no mustard, no veg, not even any avocado, no goddamn iceberg lettuce? that is the fucking sorriest sandwich ever

thasright, and i’m live soon

ohmygahdyes this

BUT YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO

hi, from an ex-mormon camgirl

fuck athleisure

hard pass on her weird costume too. do not like the red scarf tucked into her armpits. period films, if absolutely nothing else, are supposed to be clothing-enviable.

and she was great in almost famous

i’m completely done, though most of my fb is just people from out there so i can masochistically keep up with the election from their perspective/supposed upcoming apocalypse

When I went to church I remember signing a pledge to get married in the temple or not get married at all, to only date people who are worthy members of the church, to keep my temple worthiness, because I would never love anyone more than I love God, because an eternal happiness would be better than any temporal…

Seconding all of this.

as someone who does sell sex, i can tell you that i’d expect from a man of his wealth 10 times that, and from a man like him 100x

the internet is the worrrrrrst for paranoia!

IUD FTW!!! congrats grrl its the fucking best

everybody deserves secrets. this kind of lying is excellent and vital.

lol the fucking toe shoes

those music vids from the beginning tho

the only good debate tweets to follow are from mirriam webster, defining the words trump is using incorrectly and tweeting about word traffic bumps

i was just finally watching the trump apology video and why is he standing in front of the lowest quality backdrop photo of new york city that exists