there should be a poll at the bottom of this article

i learned from a man (a british man so obvs we’re talking the upmost class and culture) not to use a topsheet

an excellent way to go

ok i gotcha, that it is a biological impulse to procreate, but its also a (related) biological impulse to try and have sex with people you find attractive and we’ve managed - probably to a fault - to make monogamy a priority/norm as a society.

that’s where i wanna live when i grow up

there’s a big article in the atlantic too chronicling a woman’s 3 week maternity leave and heading back to the office

yeah exactly the whole shebang is just insanely $$$ from the plot to the embalming/dressing to the casket to the service

oh god lsd is funnn and i haven’t had any in forever

omg yes - but what do you think about getting high w miley? like new miley on weed not club drugs

i have no idea what this is but after some quick googling and watching a clip of him putting his shirt on several times i can say that i wholeheartedly approve

not to mention that study a few years back about how being stressed about money is the equivalent of pulling constant all-nighters (http://www.citylab.com/work/2013/08/h…)

plus, expensive af

i actually love his career so much - he signed on to two franchises, stayed relatively bangable, made a gajillion dollars, and just gets to chill for the rest of his life. an Actor he is not, but what an excellent life! also, punching bieber

those pants are verrrry tight and he has an amazing ass

the stuff nightmares are made of

and i think papaya king and greys papaya are like all the same so pick your neighborhood

go to papaya dog it’ll be better than 95% of all corn dogs in any county fair bc this is ny and even papaya dog doesn’t use gross hot dogs and you can’t fuck up deep frying

YAS

so much of it is makeup too - those eyelashes are HEAVYYY and there’s so much shit on on peoples’ faces all the time that even without the surg there’s like no way to see any expression or emotion in a face because contouring doesn’t move

i mean i can kinda get behind a sandal that COMMITS and just goes all the way up like ks but the rest of that styling is a big serious NO for me