new adult entertainer goal: to become famous enough to have this guy want me and be able to bleed him fucking dry and have him pay me to listen to this album

idk i’m a walking ad for spotify i love it so - they have this new thing called ‘discover weekly’ where they give you a playlist of like 20 songs based on what you listened to last week and it’s given me GOLD

omg i’m super naked on the internet RIGHT NOW! but i’m getting offline cause business is bad during football and VS fashion shows. hashtag camgirl problems

i always think that spotify fucked up by not charging more and keeping the musicians happy and working making more jams for us. its a bummer that we’re all used to like 7.99 subscriptions now but i’d pay more than that if i felt like i had to and that artists were being paid. i use the service a lot though, maybe…

we were talking a bit back and wouldn’t it be fun to like remix movies? like a photography class: everyone take your negatives and give them to the person sitting next to you and let them edit it into a final piece. some people think too hard. it looked so stylized you can totally imagine it as a wes anderson or david…

i used to live with a girl who just kept the bad tv on as white noise and omg i knitted so much that year

yup yup yup. and i think about this all the time: its the social media involvement, where people (and so many moms just LOVE instagram and follow their family members and their friends and their friends’ kids) are getting constant updates about what is happening in peoples’ lives, and doubletapping makes them feel…

werddddd. team rapunzel/fed-up finally-legal adults everywhere! it’s kind of a bummer that we have to pretend that the wrong ones are the teenagers wanting independence from their parents. at the time when your body and brain is coming into its own and thinking its supposed to start a family (biologically speaking =…

and like omg its three months into her freshman year of college, maybe she does want to tell them to fuck off but is only able to do so right now. all this talk about the mom’s word that she’s just trying to be loving and check in and not expecting any texts back but if she doesn’t text then she’ll pull her funding!?…

lol i’m sorry!!!!! that is the worst. i’m bad i never watch tv when its happening (hello bachelor/every season of topchef) so i always know what’s going on at the end, but that sucks.

OMG i saw who won but i’m only just watching part 1 in the bates motel now!!! where is our ‘morning after’ article!? i’m loving everything right now here comes justin and ashley!!!!!!!!!!!!! here comes everyone to talk about all the shit!!! the producers are shitting themselves right now this is amazingggggg

ANIME SAMURAI have you read/seen Vagabond!?

Welcome to the Klub! You’re in good company here, at least in some sections of the commenters, because we consider Kim K to be a lovely woman and a veritable genius who plays the reality TV/celebrity game like a fucking champ. She always knows exactly what she’s doing and you gotta give a bitch props for all that.

just like fiona apple

no fair, anais nin is a god

who's your pick then?

rip heath ledger

oh good

she is not the political leader we deserve, not by a long shot, but please oh please oh please can we have her anyway