ew.

lol everyone’s so mad! probably your delivery ;)

this. guy. i wish he was my godfather.

its like the dries palate from s15 but yeah the sequins are not it

also, i watched that vid about 4 times and while i myself was mildly aroused because i think about d a lot and also because i knew i was supposed to read something sexual in it because that’s what we’re talking about here, i don’t think it would have crossed my mind otherwise

wutttt wow i remember what football is for for the first time since friday night lights got boring

have we pulled ‘trollop’ out yet? i love a good trollop

‘oh god yes it is soooooo nice to take vacations i love my life!’

one of my best friends growing up’s dad was just like that... he loved the shit out of his family and was a good dad and a super fun dude but you could tell he knew exactly what his life would be like without all the bullshit of middle class suburbia/family/kids/desk job and totally regretted it, or regretted his…

thats how i want to go

and that’s nothing to the people i knew saying that this was the beginning of armageddon and the second coming, that mittens was the white rider to save the constitution etc etc etc

yeah and keep all your hardcore mo fb friends, it’s hilarious when things like mitt romney losing the election happen

i hide whenever i move but they still fucking find you! but whenever they get me again i usually do like a ‘i know what you’re doing and i appreciate how hard it is to keep contacting people who don’t want to be contacted, but please leave me alone, i know where to find y’all if i need you again’

the grimace on that mom’s face on the right... she worried he’s gonna like take his pants off or something LOLOLOLOLOL

fashon!

you’re doing the work of baby jeezus thank you

lol ok fine

why?

right!? i also totally support this shipping it seems kinda obvious

what would you do if she said she needed a good fuck because she’s been missing you so much? what would she do if you said so? if you both promised you’re emotionally faithful and would think about each other the whole time and not get an std or make a baby... could it happen?