i want to star all of everyones comments but the stupid star button isn’t working does that ever happen to anyone?

the real question really is HOW DOES T SWIZZLE’S VIDS KEEP GETTING NOMINATED!?! i’m not a fan so i’m not biased and i know she has like a pop culture place, but in like a real way her vids are so boring. i know it was declasse of kanye to interrupt her but REALLY!?! that ‘singing to herself in the mirror’ schtick beat…

BURN IT ALL FUCKING DOWN

NO! (i’ll shout)

chrissy teigan once faved one of mine (her wiki page said she killed a guy, took a screenshot and tweeted it, she faved and fixed the page) IT WAS AWEOSME

do ouy have a portable you like? i was using a cheap one and then i lost it and now i think its time to be a grownup and just buy a good one

remember sarah haskins’ target women series!?! this is always what i think of when i see lady products, then have to go back and spend 40 min watching all those little shorts.

Dear Tony: Insecure 47-year-olds who want young hot things to pay attention to them are my favorite! Stop by my cam site later today and pay for a show and I’ll make you feel like Leo Di Fucking Caprio. Seriously, this is what pros are here for.

ditto the morgue feel and such a bummer weekend for it i’ve needed so much distraction. that’s the main reason i hate The Post cause it fucked everything up so like unnecessarily

blair and seth pregnant is like the shipping fantasy of my late adolescence i can’t even handle how much squee i have reserved for this (almost a decade’s worth)

v subtle of him

how is the new bojack? i was excited to see it (new header pic!!! i love when the change the pics! although the loss of stabler on the l&o rape header just reminds me the world is changing around me and i don’t like it) but have to wait till mon for my weekenddddd

NEW REQUIREMENT make it happen

lol

this falls under ‘terrible standup comedy’ secondhand embarrassment for me, but somehow i love love love people making fools out of themselves singing karaoke.

i love you guys

lol

its so funny!

i was in such a state of FUCK YEAH CINEMA high after this opening that it took me about 45 min to realize i was bored and confused

oh man i’m watching old family guy and american dad on netflix while its too hot to go outside and jeeeeezus i had forgotten how out there some of that shit is! roger is peak gold