Don’t forget “He needs to appreciate what this country’s given him” for the trifecta.

He could have avoided charges had he thought to bring some fries to throw on top.

Chuck is phenomenally wrong with his take here. Shaq was the most dominant player on the planet when the Lakers won. Shaq was ranked 1,1&2 in Player Efficiency for their three titles. He was the best player in the league, Kobe was somewhere in the top 8, and the rest of that team was cold trash with great seats. Shaq…

Missile, King. 1992. Describes the pitfalls of having a penis that can be removed at will.

Mike, obviously.

“you will always be a nameless piece of crap floating at the bottom of that toilet.”
Yet another fantastic physics lesson from the alt-right.

“This is about ethics” was a master stroke.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

if these games were a david attenborough narrated, planet-earth style thing, the music the raptors would get when they tried to do basketball things would be the jaunty oboe of the hapless penguins that eventually get their brains bashed against the rocks by sea lions and orca whales

He reminds me of Bodie Broadus.

Boston fans might just want to take a break from hockey and watch some NBA. I haven’t checked, but I’m sure the Celtics are easily handling the 8-seed Bulls.

I’m sorry to ramble but I have to say this because everyone should know this. I was just telling the guy below you that every episode is up on YouTube and it holds up so well. The humor is still great and you get regular cameos from people like Iggy Pop and Michael Stipe. Truly one of the great bastions of everything…

His last stint with the Rags went so well

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Um, stories please

Or Calgary.