“Another Twitter archiving morning...”

They could replace Notre Dame, frankly. ND can’t act like they’re an ACC team and then not even have to play Clemson to get into the CFP. You want to take an undefeated team with a dogshit schedule as the #3 seed? Take the one that won a conference championship game.

Buddy, that’s assuming any of us make it into 2020.

My nose runs when I have an especially large poop. Can’t explain it.

SeaTac is confusing. I flew through there last year and thought it was terrific.

Hyperloop.

I thought the exact same in ND. You would legitimately not believe how many people that live on the fucking ceiling of America are terrified by an ambulatory band of brown people 2000+ miles away.

This is the logical end of unhelpful-wypipo-who-think-they’ve-solved-racism saying “I don’t see color.”

I can’t believe this story isn’t about Chael.

My wife and I landed on the theory that there is a kid in Vietnam but it’s not Jack’s: it’s Nick’s.

That Mercy is bang-on. Wow.

“Our policy is to close the bank any time someone from Florida walks in.”

Enjoy your trip to Edmonton...

*JAZZ HANDS*

Burner account made to angrily call one commenter racist... yes, yes, it’s DEFINITELY the libs who are the easily triggered snowflakes...

Who runs their ad agency, Thanos?

Brees’ record-breaking pass should go on Norman’s tombstone. That half-pump got him to bite harder than when Vanilla Ice hears a Queen riff.

Now, now, I’m sure Tom will eventually get to your Lions...

I appreciate the advice; Reddit doesn’t seem to have much in the way of guides for 2.0 noobs. Gonna look into how to get those boots, now!

Me, a Leafs fan: WEEE! The Buds have one of the best young centers in the game and just signed one of the best veteran centers in the game! Things are looking up.