I hear Laurel on my Macbook Pro speakers, in case the playback device is relevant.

“We’ve got one game left,” huh?

I always assumed that the “half-wall” was where the glass changed from regular height to the generally taller, behind-the-net height, though linguistically speaking it doesn’t make much sense to call that transition area “half-” anything, either.

This guy might as well be saying “really it’s about ethics in battle royale gaming.”

The shot he blocked with 3 seconds left was a two in a tie game. He then immediately hit a three at the buzzer. He did not steal a win, you mope.

Other than the extremely wrong take on Queen, I really enjoyed the Go-To-Hell!-Bag.

In college my roommate came home drunk one night and knocked over 5-10 such bottles (all his, all poorly sealed) straight into our heater. Amazingly, I did not commit murder that night.

Pokemon on Switch plskthxbye

Really enjoying the beta; I’ll admit, I was rattled at the last reset—as I’d built a really dependable/irritating blue/green Merfolk aggro deck based on Mist-Cloaked Heralds and River Sneaks—but with the reset came the pre-made decks so I could also try out the Pirate & Dinosaur decks I found interesting without…

Not gonna lie, if I worked in an office big enough to make something like this happen, I would “accidentally” do so on the day before I went on vacation. Sadly, I work in an office with two other full-time staffers and two part-timers; were I to try this now, I’d get one reply like “Hats, you’re an idiot” and that…

anyone can be a critic. you don’t need any qualifications. see, for instance, your own rambling post...

The deep cut is the firstest

Go read his review of Fanboys from 9 years ago. It’s goddamn prescient.

I would 100% be in this boat from maxing out a 100IV Magikarp I caught near my house if I hadn’t, just two days prior, caught a max attack Kyogre, which thoroughly outclasses the Big G.

Additionally, Silph Road has an atlas of (occasionally) user-updated nests worldwide: https://thesilphroad.com/atlas

The Twins? Overly mad about stupid, nonexistent written rules? Surely you jest! I can’t believe that, from a team that is still mad about something from a regular season game in 2015...

Have some stars, you stupid, beautiful bastard.

I still defer to Jim Rome on this one...

Idiots. Should’ve called me; I would’ve done it for $100,000.

That’s true. I haven’t, if for no other reason than I haven’t responded at all because every time I reply to the elder familial MAGAs I wind up on the phone with one of them for like an hour.