There is very little in the gossip world that causes me to gasp audibly, but this one did: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry unfollowed Kate Middleton and Prince William on their official Instagram accounts (Sussex Royal and Kensington Royal, respectively).

“So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality”

Apparently, it wasn’t just her own name she declined to say with 60 Minutes’s requisite lifelessnes, but she was also told she had “too much emotion” in her voice while reporting out stories. “So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality — which, for me, is actually not such a good thing,”…

I read the whole story before getting to the separate press release at the end explaining that the author was a classmate of the students involved.  I didn’t have any trouble understanding the story.  However, I’m having a lot of trouble understanding why anyone would think it was either confusing or a big deal that…

The study found that men pretend to know shit they don’t way more than women do

Oooooh Canada. We love to pretend we are better than our United Siblings of America, but it’s we are so alike, it’s scary.

Speaking as a retail worker of too many years, they also like to talk at length to people who physically cannot leave.

Similarly, where’s the fun in realizing that the guy who is attractive enough to have many options isn’t going to magically turn around and become your puppy dog because you’re oh so amazing and special, which is essentially the plot of almost every romantic comedy out there. 

I loathed this movie from the beginning (saw it on Valentine’s Day at the drive-in with a group of friends... second movie was the dreadful Friday the 13th reboot... not a great night at the movies), but was often dismissed as just a man who hates rom-coms, which isn’t true. I just hated lousy rom-coms like this one!…

My only take away from the Jake Gyllenhaal story is that I want to be friends with that bitchy framing store owner.

I just want famous women to stop dating Pete Davidson, so I can get back to ignoring him like I used to. Is that too much to ask? 

If it's also full of nude portraits of him, then I think you just described my personal heaven.

Teaching men that when a woman is telling you why she’s not gonna date you, just kissing her will silence all her objections is a crime against humanity.

Why aren’t leggings and yoga pants out?Why not disallow wet hair if bonnets and caps aren’t allowed?  Why not disallow flip flops or exercise clothing?

Welp, looks like I’m going to have to go down to James Madison High School and give the school board my rendition of Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

If only there was a term for people who are attracted to both men and women .....

Oh right, I forgot how bi people just don’t exist.  

“Netflix says the company will just replace the shows we watch with new shows. Problem solved”

It’s the same brand of de-centralized modern faith that allowed Hillsong to become so popular! Prosperity gospel infused with aestheticism and an “enlightened community!”

Because not all of us can be Ron Swanson.