I know New York bagels. I love New York bagels and I'm telling you that you need to try some Montreal bagels. Seriously.

OMG, Taylor Swift Kardashian! I mean her butt is way too small, but that is a show I would watch!!! The level of passive aggressiveness alone!

I think it’s totally normal.  Women touch each other’s hair all the time.  Men should be allowed to touch each other’s beards.  Who cares?  We’re social primates.

As a well bearded, ostensibly heterosexual man, I feel the urge sometimes to rub beards with other men when I’m drunk. We’re talking chin-to-chin, like we’re gnomes or something.

Feh.

Um, I get that you’re all East Coasties, but the Beebs’ look is NOT surfer dude. It’s Trucker-With-A-Meth-Habit. 

I like that, for all their feuding, the Kardashians and Taylor Swift aren’t all that different in this regard. (Plus, you know, their “feminism.”)

It’s the norm in Europe and that’s how my crappy railroad walk up apt was in NYC too. So, doesn’t always mean nice or large!

I think my apartment would fit in her cleavage!

Being sleep deprived after giving birth and having a human feed off your body for nearly a year while your hormones are going insane is not the same as being sleep deprived during boot camp.

People call the cops because a baby is crying?? JFC. What do they think the cops are going to do, rock the baby down?

Meh, it’s one of those things in life that is objectively not a decision you can defend (see also: choosing to design and build a home, or buying a vineyard), but usually ends up easily being one of the best things you’ve ever done from a life experience and personal growth perspective.

As I tell my kids all the time, nothing really great is easy.  Having kids, to me, is great, and it’s also the hardest thing I’ve ever done or likely ever will do.  

I first heard about the recall of these on the local news, and when they showed a picture of it, I couldn’t understand how anyone could think this was something that would be safe to place a child in. It looks inherently top-heavy and unstable, and just at a glance I can see at least half a dozen ways it could kill an…

The anecdote you outline was us with our 2nd, not our first. With our first, we were able to do crib sleeping from the get go. Our 2nd, not so much.

I literally never forget that. It’s always fresh. When someone questions whether racism is still alive, I just shout, “celebrities have plantation weddings! PLANTATION! Where people were enslaved, raped, tortured and killed for centuries. And it doesn’t seem to bother anyone. It’s totally fine because plantations are…

I saw this today on the train and I’m still laughing.

I suppose this is a half-hearted attempt to step into the void left by Roger Stone being somewhat quieted from his legal proceedings.

If the school play he was ushering at were “The Music Man” it just might be acceptable.

Holy shit, a plaid shirt and jeans? I’ve been an unwitting fashion plate all this time?