“This girl, like, she was like, ‘I want a pig.’ And then an hour later it was just there. You know what I mean? Like, I’m still trying, to get, like, a Propecia refill….This chick got a pig in a fucking hour.

Beats what hes doing on SNL.

In what world is Bella Hadid only 21. She looks like a grown ass woman. I think she’s beautiful, but I also think she looks like a hot divorcee with a young child at home in that pic. 

It is certainly something all involved should discuss.

From all accounts I’ve heard, he’s right about Chevy Chase though. Bill Murray too. Sorry guys! 

What does this mean??? Is there another view of the shoes or is it just because the shoes are pointy?

Maybe E! gets crazy traffic because you never mention what the headline/drama/gossip is about so people have to click on the link?

I had cake for my 50th birthday. It was great.

Is his type women with fake names?  Because they all clearly have that in common!

The amount of insufferable “artistry” will be a blackhole of hell on earth. 

I’m just realizing it’s LaBeouf, and not Boeuf, which always drove me batty, because Boeuf is masculine in French, le boeuf. Beouf, as far as I can tell from my Oxford dictionary doesn’t mean anything at all.

Mia Goth and Robert Pattinson also just made a movie together.

Thank you, Major! I am! (2 years sober and counting!)

At least we identified the real culprit, the girls parents???

He also plays one of the Rabbis in “A Serious Man.” He was very funny in that movie. 

Classic. You will never look back and be embarrassed by something too trendy. 

Amen to John Krasinski. He is NOT an action hero. He is NOT a leading man. I wish people would stop trying to make John Krasinski happen. He did well in the office becasue he’s a very average, normal guy.

My partner has a raging hatred for Canadian Rock Legend Bryan Adams.

I apologize because this is relevant to last week’s contest but you do NOT wear a white bra under a white top. You wear whatever your skin tone is. My goodness does that gal need help.

John Kransinki, for epitomizing bland, handsome American man...who somehow snagged Emily Blunt.