My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

Guys, sunglasses + earbuds + a book are my foolproof "do-not-talk-to-me-on-the-subway" weapon. My earbuds aren't even plugged into anything! IT WORKS.

Oh landlords. Does he live in your building? Show up at his door and don't leave until you have the necklace! If not, you're well within your right to threaten to call the police or report the theft to the landlord-tenant association (if your city has one). Dude could very well lose his right to rent out units if he's…

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Drop it! I took five years to do my degree instead of four, and I never regretted it for a second. Your mental health is more important than reaching arbitrary deadlines.

THE DREAM

Thanks, Isha - Tanya Tagaq is super cool!

But drinking does a lot for my mental health!

JLo gets all my sympathy. Shin splints are the WORST

Guys, Ariana Grande makes me mega uncomfortable. Although "sexy My Little Pony" might be a more accurate description.

Deal with it!

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister!

I'm drinking tea and re-watching Never Been Kissed tonight, and I'll be damned if it isn't creepy! The baseball scene is still golden though, even if Drew Barrymore is making out with her teacher.

The new city is cheaper and your sister will be there, and it sounds like you'll be able to lean on each other. Sounds like a great plan.

The best piece of advice I've ever received about writing a resume was also the most depressing one. Apparently in larger companies, computer programs scan your resume and cover letter before a human even gets to them. Basically that means you need to recycle all of the keywords from the job description - don't even…

Merchant-Gervais are the Lennon–McCartney of British comedy: they need each other.

I am notoriously hard on my clothing* so I stick with buying vintage shoes, dresses, blouses, etc. - higher quality for a lower price! You just have to embrace your inner grandmother. Plus style and fashion are not the same thing.

IN MY MIND'S EYE

I totally thought you meant that a beam of light was wearing a sweater, so I was a little disappointed. Pinterest, call me when you learn to incarnate light.