Gauthier is adorable.

Yeah, and I’m kind of done with shows that implicitly (or explicitly) make fun of/harass people who are smart. Like, not every good scientist or smart person is a condescending elitist asshole, a savant, and/or completely socially inept. WE GET IT, YOU LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF NERDS. This is not what’s going to help the…

Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

I did the same when working in kitchens. It was the only way to see five minutes off the line in eight hours.

What a mess. Erratic chopping of the piano samples totally works against its attempted chillout vibe.

They really need to make a bed bug version of Joe’s Apartment.

Every article like this I read puts me further and further and further away from wanting to have children, because the only positive thing you ever heard is “oh, it’s the most rewarding thing you can ever do!!” Really? REALLY?!

At least watch this season’s episode entitled “Mindy Lahiri is a White Man”. Seriously great (and weird) and one of my favorite eps ever.

You are a grown man.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

Egh they’re the fucking worst. “Select all images that have a lake” and then you sit there wondering if its a lake or a really fuckin wide river or maybe some other body of water that doesnt classify as lake because no matter what fuckin combination of images you selected it’s still somehow wrong.

Already leaking white tears of joy. No sweeter words than “data, information and analytics” when it comes to addressing problems. 

My god, I can’t stand chritter. A smarmier, greasier asshole was there never.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Especially since it’s sponsored by Macy’s and broadcast by NBC, both of whom terminated their contracts with Trump last year over his remarks. The irony would be the icing and the maraschino cherry on the cake!

Please, please, please don’t use nicknames like “Ghouliani.”

I’m assuming that is a part of why doctors et al want these issues to be addressed earlier rather than later.

“Dad’s servants are also well fed and given decent lodging.” - Eric Trump

That’s the first time I’ve seen a Navy Seal with that much botox.