The only noteworthy deaths? Dickon was hot, man. :(

Better than death.

This is absolutely inspirational. I had a similar experience with pilates - I joke that I’m gonna get pilates yolked but I appreciate that I don’t get migraines as often, my posture is way better, my legs look fucking great, I can see muscles when I flex, and now I’m in the studio 7 times a week, sometimes twice a…

Michelle Pfeiffer was also there at a restaurant I work at. I didn’t even recognize her until my boss pointed her out. My first brush with celebrity and I had no idea

I had the same reaction

If you let your cream come up to room temp, it goes faster. It takes me about 15 minutes to churn cultured cream by hand.

I make my own cultured butter - it elevates so many things. OMG CULTURED BUTTER

In the documentary they basically said she was near alcohol poisoning when they brought her home.

I made homemade almond milk a few times because I’m a history nerd. It was FUCKING AMAZING

She’s taking a shit on Kaepernick because she went to UNLV and is bitter as fuck.

Funny story - my husband and I drove by Stanford the other day. I said “This is where rapists go!” He chided me and said “No no no. This is where the MONEYED rapists go.” I laughed, and then got real sad.

More like sucks for parents who are too cheap or too broke to pay sitters.

So I’m in the SCA, which I struggle with on the regular. People seem to think they need to be given special treatment all the time “Well *I* never feel welcome” and it’s like “Fuck bitch, maybe not piss all over a volunteer’s fucking face.” It’s the most infuriating hobby but I don’t know where else to go to get my…

What a shit bag. I hope no investors touch his shit.

Idk, I’m pretty sure her forehead doesn’t move when she attempts to emote. Bad botox for sure

I’m glad someone else said it!

Well, technically the instructions for the 16th century Flemish ensemble should actually say Dutch, because the paintings that are referenced are Antwerpen, so if you’re offended by shoddy research then yes.

I can’t believe no other costumers have commented on this! WTH?! Some aren’t patterns, but pattern generators.

want the earth to swallow them

Biggest takeaway for me is it’s the holiDAY not the holiDAYS .