I had groups of foreign grandmothers grab treats out of my basket. I bought playdough and glowsticks to give out. I was pissed.

I wish they’d wear legit clothing. Those green and gold faux pluderhose made me sad

As a former citizen of Reno, I fucking hate it when burners come to town. They are like a plague of god damn economy boosting locusts. And I hate street vibrations, hot august nights, and the rib cook off. FUCK YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY TOWN

That’s cool I guess. Google dads get 17 weeks.

I worked at a daycare. I was stressed the fuck out for 2+ years. Over the past year and a half, my husband has been the sole earner and I’m *finally* starting to feel like I did before working in a high stress environment. Finally.

I love that you’re trying to get them to enjoy your hobby. I witnessed some truly shitty parenting yesterday (which sucks, because you can’t even say anything when someone is being an idiot) and this made me feel better about dads engaging their kids in the hobbies, versus dads and moms participating in their hobbies…

Yes, I can hear the neighbor babies on either side of me screaming. (1 month and 10 months old).

Idk, there are medically supervised very low calorie diets that do the same thing. . . But they monitor you all the damn time to make sure you’re not doing irreversible harm.

I buy myself flowers using my husband’s money and joke that I’m buying myself flowers by proxy, because he just doesn’t have the time to pick them up for me myself. It’s a win win. TULIP SEASON BITCHES.

Maybe his musk attracts her

wooo Amy. you did it!

So. . . my mother-in-law does nails and lives in Nevada. She’s Vietnamese. She was talking about one of her coworkers buying Louis Vuitton and shit. I think it really depends.

We have a wall unit in our townhouse that had apparently never been cleaned, because I cleaned it last November and was blown away by how dirty it was.

They're burrowing owls! Super cute

You should check out http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/ and get informed.

She was a nursing aid, not a nurse practitioner. Pretty sure there's a huge difference but maybe a nurse could clear it up?

I got a dress from modcloth and it looked effing amazing. I did have it tailored a bit because I'm 5'4" and plus size so it was like WAY too long, but still.

I had a paraguard inserted and thought I was going to die. I was in the room for about 20 minutes afterwards and my sister picked me up and I had to have the seat reclined back all the way and not even the salted caramel mocha frappucino helped the pain and I had cramping for about 6 months afterwards. Orgasms were…

I gave my neighbors who have entirely too much shit in their place (so much shit, I definitely once said to my husband "no way, we can't move in to that complex it is so small and dark" when it was actually just their place being chock full of crap) a magic growing yeti because I knew it wouldn't linger for too…

BUT WIFE IS ASIAN OK?! Gets me every time I see it posted.